Tired of mocking John
Kasich’s table manners, Donald Trump is now examining Hillary Clinton’s roster
of prospective Vice Presidential picks via his social medium of choice (and of
pocketbook, as it’s free to use).
Julian Castro
Rubio light. Is he
legal? Is his twin brother? Those people try to drop anchor babies on the
right side of the border, but sometimes they miss.
Tom Perez
@realDonaldTrump
Another cabinet member
nobody’s heard of. Ivy League affirmative
action: Brown, Harvard, so what? I went
to Wharton School of Finance.
Cory Booker
@realDonaldTrump
To be honest with you, no one
will vote for a guy like that. Is he
Superheteroman or Superhomoman? Good
Americans deserve to know.
Amy Klobuchar
@realDonaldTrump
You’re kidding me. With a
name like that? Won’t fit on a bumper
sticker. Plus. guys ignore the asses of girls who wear glasses.
Deval Patrick
@realDonaldTrump
Who? Michael Dukakis in
blackface? Just kidding, folks: I have
great relationships with the blacks.
They love me.
Sherrod Brown
@realDonaldTrump
Please. He sounds like he’s gargled with gravel.
Elizabeth Warren
@realDonaldTrump
You mean Sacajawea Liz? Crooked Hillary’s Wall Street cronies will
love this, that I can tell you.
Mark Warner
@realDonaldTrump
Poor guy couldn’t afford
Proactiv. As Noriega is wasting away in
prison, we can call Warner ‘Pineapple Face’ without fear of lawsuit.
Tim Kaine
@realDonaldTrump
Another Virginia
establishment pol we’ve forgotten about.
That he even exists proves that it’s all rigged. And corrupt.
And terrible.
Bernie Sanders
@realDonaldTrump
Make America geriatric
again! This pick would be so great it
would make your head spin. Red
Bernie. Stalinist Bernie. Pinko-Stinko Bernie. I can’t wait.
Al Franken
@realDonaldTrump
Seriously. A second-rate TV personality turned
politician? The American people are too
smart to fall for that.
Or maybe not, and we're not talking about Al Franken.
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