Sunday, May 15, 2016

Cocktail Hour Rants Archive #1





About a month ago, I started posting on Facebook short opinion pieces that I wrote during cocktail hour (roughly, between five and seven o’clock EDT).  Some of these concern random peeves about sloppy language or how the Chicago Cubs are almost never shown on national TV.  Most address political news that penetrated my irritation horizon during any given day . . . and that I wasn’t moved to expand into a full-fledged, essay-length blog.


I’m compiling these a la minute rants about politics here, mainly for my own convenience (so I can find things without scrolling down my Facebook page) but also for my blog readers who are not Facebook users.  Here’s the first installment.  If you’d like to read the non-political rants and the comments they generated, they’re sprinkled throughout my Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/deb.wyrick) along with other goodies like ‘bad gospel music album covers’ contests.


April 25


Today's cocktail hour rant: the 'no competition' pact between Cruz and Kasich has to be about the dumbest move in a campaign season defined by dumb. Not only is it too late, it's too public. Trump has been chortling about it all day, as it reinforces his braying complaints about a rigged system. Further, it has spurred him to embrace his inner Triumph the Insult Dog even more tightly, yoking Lyin' Ted to Piggy Kasich ("I have never seen a human being eat in such a disgusting fashion"). If flop sweat took down Rubio, couldn't bad table manners take down Kasich?


April 27


So much to choose from, so little time between drinks. Tonight's cocktail hour rant: listening to the interminable 'event' in which Ted Cruz announced Carly Fiorina as his potential running mate, I counted about umpty billion references to God, faith, prayer, and religious values. Yoking Dominionist theology with radical American exceptionalism a la Cruz is a very bad idea, plus Fiorina seems not to be a current churchgoer, so shut up, Ted. Also, I can't predict what Trump's insult moniker for Carly will be: Cashiered Carly? Triple-loser Carly? Fiorina the Failure? None seems catchy enough.


April 28


It's hailing outside, which doesn't make for a cozy cocktail hour. Due to local conditions, this will be a local-ish rant. I finally read the entire transcript of State Senator Buck 'keep North Carolina straight' Newton's pep talk. Not only is he bigoted and ignorant, he makes absolutely no logical sense. I believe he's channeled Sarah Palin's oratorical style. "Now it’s been said that there are many, many, many, many more sexual predators on the sex offender list than there are transgender people. And we can all feel sympathy for folks who are having difficult times, because we all know folks that have a difficult time, whether folks are struggling with drugs, are struggling with their marriages, figuring out what it is that they’re supposed to be doing in life. We can all have sympathy for that. But that does not mean that we should expose OUR WIVES AND OUR SISTERS AND OUR CHILDREN to the sexual predators in the bathrooms."


May 2


It's back to the regular week and cocktail-hour rants. Today: the kvetching by Trump, primarily, and Sanders, secondarily, about not getting their 'fair' share of super/unbound delegates and how raw vote totals should be the only factor that matters in elections. If one reads this country's seminal documents (John Adams, Federalist Papers, etc.), one realizes that the Founding Fathers were wary of 'the Tyranny of the Majority' and tried to craft barriers against this possibility (the Electoral College, Separation of Powers). The United States has survived as a (mixed) Democracy because it has tried to protect the rights of minorities (racial, religious, gender, ideological) against just this tyranny. Certainly, the ways we do this have been flawed and thus deserve scrutiny and adjustment as times and demographics change. But the principle remains central to what we are as a country. What do people think would have been the outcome it women's suffrage had been put to a majority-rule vote (all men), or if desegregation of schools had been an issue decided via plebiscite?


May 6


Friday night light rant: anyone else as disgusted as I am by the tepid rollout of Trump endorsements by Republican politicians? Particularly by those whom Trump has insulted and mocked and lied outrageously about? On a related note, I think Little Marco the sweathog's endorsement may signal his willingness to be the sacrificial Hispanic Veep. Thank goodness for the weekend: have a good one!

May 9


Monday's cocktail-hour rant could be about nothing other than 'Governor' Pat McCrory's insane and insanely expensive lawsuit against the DOJ. We expect politicians to look out for their own and their party's interests, but we don't expect them to destroy an entire economy in so doing. This is a shameless ploy to delay what ultimately will be the overturning/delegitimatizing of HB2 and to deflect responsibility for this mess onto an 'over-reaching' Department of Justice, good fodder for the November elections. The DOJ position, in its counter-lawsuit, is fairly simple: that Constitutional prohibitions against discrimination based on sex apply to HB2, as the category of 'sex' includes gender identification as well as biological gender. Attorney General Lynch's statement this afternoon was strong, clear, historically informed, and morally righteous. McCrory's statements are weak, waffling, myopic, and morally revolting.

May 10



My who-cares-about-today’s-primaries rant is spurred by Jon Stewart’s characterization of Donald Trump. “He’s a man-baby,” the former Daily Show host said yesterday in an interview with David Axelrod. "He has the physical countenance of a man, and a baby's temperament and hands.” True enough, but Stewart omitted a key ingredient of Trump’s infantilism: vocabulary and syntax that would embarrass most four-year-olds. When Trump was asked about Sadiq Khan’s election as London’s Mayor, the presumptive candidate replied, “I think it’s a very good thing, and I hope he does a very good job because frankly that would be very, very good.” Asked why, Mr. Trump said, “Because I think if he does a great job, it will really — you lead by example, always lead by example. If he does a good job and frankly if he does a great job, that would be a terrific thing.” Evidently, the candidate remembered his Freshman English course after the first sentence and switched up the ‘very goods’ with (surprise!) ‘great’ and ‘terrific.’ The flaccid word ‘thing’ (a Trump favorite) is particularly babyish. Children in the process of acquiring language often call clumps of ‘things’ by a single pronounceable syllable (when my daughter started to talk, ‘bah’ signified bottle and blanket and ball and bath and baby); later they use a word they know to refer to all items in a larger category (‘doggie’ means a dog but also a cat, a squirrel, and a pony). After almost seven decades of living on this earth, Donald Trump still talks like a toddler, and reasons like one, and probably won’t eat his veggies either.


May 11



Hump day cocktail hour rant: Ted Nugent posting a fake video showing Bernie Sanders shooting Hillary Clinton during a gun control debate. Yes, that's a subject or topic, not a rant. But NRA Board member and Trump supporter Nugent is so vile you can all supply your own rant. Nugent was investigated by the Secret Service for 2012 threats against President Obama; it's time to start a new investigation and shut down this 2nd-Amendment waving fountain of filth.


May 13



This Friday’s cocktail hour rant concerns today’s breathlessly reported “Breaking News’ – Donald Trump will NOT self-fund his general election campaign. Who could have guessed, since the self-funding, beholden-to-no-one, down-with-Super-PACs spiel is central to his phone-it-in interviews and rally ramblings? Well, everyone should have seen this coming. Trump does not have the liquid assets to pay for a Presidential run, and he’s a notorious tightwad. He’s the master of earned (aka ‘free’) media and has spent orders of magnitude less money than his competitors on the campaign to date, including far less than a million dollars of his actual fortune. The rest of his ‘self-funding’ has taken the form of loans: from him to his campaign, often to aspects of his campaign that he ‘owns,’ (like reimbursements for travel on the Trumplane or office rent in his own building), so it’s pretty much borrowing from himself to pay himself. Plus, loans are meant to be repaid, which is what the new dispensation of raising big money will allow, as it will generate a pile of other people’s moolah from which Trump can pay himself back, even though he just announced he has ‘no intention’ of doing so (and we all know how set-in-concrete Trump’s ‘intentions’ are). Or there’s always bankruptcy. Either way, it’s a Ponzi scheme ratifying the Donald’s prediction sixteen years ago: “It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it.”


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